| police: | THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!! |
| me: | not with that attitude |
They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’
you deserve to smile. this is here for you when you want to laugh again.
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
(via g-iggle)
DON’T STOP, PLEASE REBLOGTUMBLR, FILL THOSE DASHBOARDS UP
TONIGHT, IMMA LIKE, TIL WE SEE THE SUNLIGHT
DON’T STOP, JUST REBLOG
CAUSE THE POSTIN DONT STOP NO
OH, OH OH OH, OH, OH.
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING GOTTA LOG ON TUMBLR
CHECK MY FOLLOWERS, I’M SURE I’M GONNA GET ANOTHER
CHECK MY ASK, IF IT’S EMPTY THEN I’M FOREVER ALONE
BUT IT’S OKAY ‘CAUSE I KNOW TUMBLR’S MY ONLY HOME
I’M TALKIN’ LIKES ON EVERY POST, POST
REBLOGGING ALL YOUR NOTES, NOTES
CRYING AT EVERY QUOTE, QUOTE
MY LIFE SUMMED UP IN ONE POST.
(via laughing-nancy)
I changed my friend’s email signature to “I CANNOT STOP FARTING!!!!!!!!!” in size 72 font and she doesn’t know how to change it back & she’s been emailing teachers omfg i love me
(via laughing-nancy)
why would u waste noodles like that
yOU CANT EAT THEM AFTER THEYVE BEEN ON A DOGS HEAD
(via annaisnotonfire)
if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart
(via changetheworldlaugh)
WAIT STOP THE DRAMA
I HAVENT POPPED MY POPCORN YET
(via changetheworldlaugh)
When you see visitors in your house but you had no idea they were coming:
(Source: ryanhigainspired)
